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Tips distilled from across the web to a weekly alpha email. Also some very good jokes.

We’re regular guys who are really into the whole crypto space and we decided there had to be a simpler way!


There’s simply too much happening in the world of digital assets. You can spend all of your time keeping up with news – and by the time you read it you’re late. We have invested time and resources to refine quality information and send you easily digestible Scoops. By signing up for our newsletter or premium products you have a team of experienced crypto/NFT traders delivering information to you that is either inaccessible or very time consuming to gather/analyse. We are confident that:

  1. Our free weekly newsletter is a no brainer. Just subscribe.
  2. If your time is worth more than $.50/hour our paid alpha emails/discord membership is a net positive. (this is about how much you will pay per hour of research required for our alpha)
  3. At least some of our puns/jokes will be winners.
  4. You’ll enjoy all the stuff we have planned. “Educational” videos, Crypto/counter culture content, community and more.

We believe that Crypto is the way. We are having a good time and we hope that you’ll join us.

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